i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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