I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
