I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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