everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Help. Why am I so naked?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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