even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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