You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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