My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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