I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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