one might say we're banned from that church
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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