I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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