i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
