i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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