Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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