we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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