Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Randomize
