okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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