But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Randomize
