doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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