pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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