There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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