? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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