How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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