he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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