i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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