all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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