I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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