I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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