ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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