We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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