Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Screwed.edu
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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