What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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