I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize