You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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