I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
