You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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