Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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