i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She told me I should be a condom model.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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