She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
