On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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