so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize