whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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