I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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