I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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