she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Do vagina's smell?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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