I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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