So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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