Christians are straight up FREAKS
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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