he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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