"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it was like his penis was on wheels.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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