is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
we're so committed to being not committed
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