is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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