lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
