Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
this hospital has no fireball
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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