Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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