my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
