Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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