Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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