so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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